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The writings of one Hyperactive girl

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    Name:The Fics of Miss Penguin Slut
    Location:United States
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    Hi! This is the fic journal for [info]hey_mockingbird. I've probably said/posted this somewhere in my LJ or elsewhere, but writing is my life. If I couldn't write, I don't know what I would do. So, this is the journal devoted to my words. There's HP fandom stuff, LOTR, other random fandoms that I've just joined. Eventually, there will be lots here, but for the time being it'll be stuff posted when I have time to write it. Feedback is always welcome and massively appreciated. Also, some of the stories are slash--meaning same sex relationships. Some are explicit, but not all of them. There will be pairings posted at the beginning of each story, however, to give the reader a clue of who's sleeping with who.

    Here's the thing: if you like the things in here enough to want to use it elsewhere (which I doubt will happen), keep in mind that I own nothing of any of the fandoms that I am assocaited with. That is my official disclaimer. Unless otherwise stated (like with original characters), all charcters belong to their author/publishing company/movie distributor/rightful owners. None of which are me. :)

    So, come on in and enjoy!

    And learn the random things about Hyperactivefics!

    Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hyperactivefics!

    1. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Hyperactivefics.
    2. You share your birthday with Hyperactivefics!
    3. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Hyperactivefics!
    4. Hyperactivefics can't sweat!
    5. Hyperactivefics has a bifurcated penis.
    6. Antarctica is the only continent without Hyperactivefics.
    7. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Hyperactivefics had to pay a special Hyperactivefics tax!
    8. The deepest part of Hyperactivefics is over 35,000 feet deep.
    9. Hyperactivefics can jump up to sixteen times her own height.
    10. Czar Paul I banished Hyperactivefics to Siberia for marching out of step!
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    #5: yeah, that's probably true, even though I am (visibly) a female
    #9: So that means, what, that I can jump like sixteen inches? ^_^


    Look at all the stuff I have to write!! It started with FF100, then at 3am one morning in a fit of writerness, I joined a bunch more...it's good times! Hectic, but good!

    FANFIC 100 BIG DAMN TABLE
    A linkage to the fics I've written for FanFic 100! (Pairing: Harry Potter: Hermione Granger/Blaise Zabini/Draco Malfoy)

    001.Beginnings. 002.Middles. 003.Ends. 004.Insides. 005.Outsides.
    006.Hours. 007.Days. 008.Weeks. 009.Months. 010.Years.
    011.Red. 012.Orange. 013.Yellow. 014.Green. 015.Blue.
    016.Purple. 017.Brown. 018.Black. 019.White. 020.Colourless.
    021.Friends. 022.Enemies. 023.Lovers. 024.Family. 025.Strangers.
    026.Teammates. 027.Parents. 028.Children. 029.Birth. 030.Death.
    031.Sunrise. 032.Sunset. 033.Too Much. 034.Not Enough. 035.Sixth Sense.
    036.Smell. 037.Sound. 038.Touch. 039.Taste. 040.Sight.
    041.Shapes. 042.Triangle. 043.Square. 044.Circle. 045.Moon.
    046.Star. 047.Heart. 048.Diamond. 049.Club. 050.Spade.
    051.Water. 052.Fire. 053.Earth. 054.Air. 055.Spirit.
    056.Breakfast. 057.Lunch. 058.Dinner. 059.Food. 060.Drink.
    061.Winter. 062.Spring. 063.Summer. 064.Fall. 065.Passing.
    066.Rain. 067.Snow. 068.Lightening. 069.Thunder. 070.Storm.
    071.Broken. 072.Fixed. 073.Light. 074.Dark. 075.Shade.
    076.Who? 077.What? 078.Where? 079.When? 080.Why?
    081.How? 082.If. 083.And. 084.He. 085.She.
    086.Choices. 087.Life. 088.School. 089.Work. 090.Home.
    091.Birthday. 092.Christmas. 093.Thanksgiving. 094.Independence. 095.New Year.
    096.Writer‘s Choice. 097.Writer‘s Choice. 098.Writer‘s Choice. 099.Writer‘s Choice. 100.Writer‘s Choice.


    Ten Top Trivia Tips about Draco, Hermione, and Blaise!

    1. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Draco, Hermione, and Blaise have 7.
    2. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Draco, Hermione, and Blaise.
    3. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Draco, Hermione, and Blaise!
    4. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Draco, Hermione, and Blaise!
    5. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Draco, Hermione, and Blais state'.
    6. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Draco, Hermione, and Blaise!
    7. Banging your head against Draco, Hermione, and Blaise uses 150 calories an hour.
    8. Draco, Hermione, and Blaise can sleep for three and a half years.
    9. Draco, Hermione, and Blaise are the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
    10. Draco, Hermione, and Blaise kept at the window will keep vampires at bay!
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    Prompts for [info]ficlets100 (pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy)
    001.Energy 002.Perfect World 003.Wires 004.Silver 005.All Because Of You
    006.Signal 007.One Last Kiss 008.Infinite 009.Cloud 010.Salvation
    011.Apocalypse 012.Beacon 013.Beam 014.Blast 015.Blackened
    016.Ripple 017.Double 018.Flick 019.Fabric 020.Multiply
    021.Trust 022.Eternity 023.Always, All Ways 024.Burn 025.Scar/s
    026.Hex 027.Curse 028.Glow 029.Chain 030.Dream
    031.Flesh 032.Chance 033.Fish 034.Lake 035.Pie
    036.Jello 037.Sweet! 038.Shiny 039.Frozen 040.Cave
    041.Procedure 042.Complain 043.Mission 044.Stray 045.Spineless
    046.Hint 047.Spy 048.Science 049. Cult 050.Hold
    051.Forever 052.Battle 053.Crime 054.Disable 055.Slide
    056.No Regrets 057.Never Change 058.Easily Influenced 059.Scene 060.On My Own
    061.Final 062.Force 063.Meant To Be 064.Give Up 065.Instead
    066.Hurt 067.Comfort 068.Angst 069.In Your Arms 070.Surrender
    071.Shallow 072.Hold My Hand 073.Retaliate 074.Push 075.Cringe
    076.Drunk 077.Bleeding Heart(s) 078.Letter 079.No Return 080.Slave
    081.Complicated 082.Giggle 083.Sorrow 084.Regulations 085.Dirt
    086.Mud 087.Face 088.Deep 089.Smear 090.Kindred
    091.Desert 092.Morning Sun 093.Full Moon 094.Haunt 095.Wake
    096.Writer's Choice. 097.Writer's Choice. 098.Writer's Choice. 099.Writer's Choice. 100.Writer's Choice.


    Fics for [info]fanfic50 (pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy)
    001.Heart 002.Stone 003.Cold 004.Hole 005.Cut
    006.Queue 007.Turn 008.Apathy 009.< a href= "http://community.livejournal.com/fanfic50/181523.html#cutid1"/>Innocence</a> 010.Stay
    011.Drunk 012.Attitude 013.Rational 014.Possible 015.Temperature
    016.Goodbye 017.Hero 018.Point 019.Try 020.Dinner
    021.Scar 022.Perfect 023.Solution 024.Science 025.Proud
    026.Pretend 027.Late 028.Forever 029.Defend 030.Gone
    031.Determined 032.Abducted 033.Communication 034.Disguise 035.Drugged
    036.Tragedy 037.Butterfly 038.Effect 039.Design 040.Substance
    041.Smoke 042.Paranormal 043.Spooky 044.Spy 045.Morph
    046.Pulse 047.Dare 048.Whisper 049.Insecure 050.Writers' Choice


    Prompts for [info]slash_me_twice (pairing: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter)


    001. Shadow. 002. Light. 003. Truth. 004. Lie. 005. Dare.
    006. Solid. 007. Liquid. 008. Danger. 009. Sharp. 010. Blurred.
    011. Free. 012. Bound. 013. Magic. 014. Time. 015. Spirit.
    016. Chance. 017. House. 018. Street. 019. City. 020. Country.
    021. Cage. 022. Arena. 023. Rainbow. 024. Wind. 025. I.
    026. You. 027. We. 028. Innocence. 029. Guilt. 030. Spark.
    031. Flame. 032. Past. 033. Present. 034. Future. 035. Pause.
    036. Progress. 037. Flavor. 038. Aroma. 039. Fabric. 040. Dance.
    041. Clean. 042. Dirty. 043. Candle. 044. Fantasy. 045. Reality.
    046. Oval. 047. Whole. 048. Incomplete/Partial. 049. Coffee. 050. Animal.
    051. High. 052. Low. 053. Trolley. 054. Tower. 055. Carriage.
    056. Silver. 057. Butterfly. 058. Mask. 059. Sculpture. 060. Freak.
    061. Normal. 062. Meeting. 063. Masterpiece. 064. Ghost. 065. Match.
    066. Penny. 067. Mouse. 068. Revenge. 069. Forgive. 070. Science.
    071. Kink. 072. Safe. 073. Strip. 074. Flower. 075. Famous.
    076. Anonymous. 077. Poison. 078. Cure. 079. Moonlight. 080. Sunbeam.
    081. Blood. 082. Metal. 083. Love. 084. Hate. 085. Indifference.
    086. Sphinx. 087. Phoenix. 088. Magazine. 089. Ball. 090. String.
    091. Plane. 092. Milk. 093. Voice. 094. Lick. 095. Need.
    096. Sand. 097. Ice cream. 098. Mail/email. 099. Map. 100. Game.


    Ten Top Trivia Tips about Draco and Harry!

    1. Antarctica is the only continent without Draco and Harry!
    2. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Draco and Harr state'.
    3. By tradition, a girl standing under Draco and Harry cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!
    4. The condom - originally made from Draco and Harry - was invented in the early 1500s.
    5. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Draco and Harry.
    6. The colour of Draco and Harry is no indication of their spiciness, but size usually is.
    7. It's bad luck to put Draco and Harry on a bed.
    8. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Draco and Harry would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used them to decorate their battle shields.
    9. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Draco and Harry.
    10. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Draco and Harry for the rest of the day.
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    Prompts for [info]alphabetasoup (Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Blaise Zabini)
    A is forAllurement. B is forBaroque. C is forCasuistry. D is forDragon. E is forEnvenom.
    F is forFugacious. G is forGnome. H is forHauteur. I is forImprovisation. J is forJeremiad.
    K is forKnot. L is forLuddite. M is forMacabre. N is forNarcotic. O is forOxymoron.
    P is forPerversion. Q is forQuirk. R is forReprobate. S is forScintillating. T is forTorrid.
    U is forUmbrage. V is forVehement. W is forWrithe. X is forXerox. Y is forYearning.
    Z is forZingy.


    Fics for [info]50lyricsfanfic (pairing Draco Malfoy/Blaise Zabini)

    001.I'll be just fine, pretending I'm not;
    I'm far from lonely, and it's all that I've got
    002.I write the lines you want me to;
    with the words I dare to use
    003.a place between sleep and awake;
    end of innocence, unending masquerade
    004.everyday is the same
    when looking straight ahead;
    caught in the safety of routine
    005.we just can't stop believing,
    because we have to try;
    we can rise above, the truth and the lies
    006.can't say I was never wrong,
    but some blame rests on you
    007.like violence you have me, forever, and after;
    like violence, you kill me, forever and after
    008.I’m finding my own words, my own little stage;
    my own epic drama, my own scripted page
    009.you got to know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em,
    know when to walk away and know when to run
    010.hey, when we first met,
    I thought that time had come for me to die;
    but now I see, that you had come to bring in here new life
    011.should I bite my tongue, until blood soaks my shirt;
    we'll never fall apart, tell me why this hurts so much
    012.it's been a while since I've really spent time with you,
    wish I could take back the times that I had
    013.I will never hold you underneath for me,
    maybe only just enough so you can breathe
    014.you're hiding something, 'cause it's burning through your eyes;
    I try to get it out, but all I hear from you are lies
    015.if you feel scared, a bit confused, I gotta say, this sounds a little
    beyond anything I'm used to
    016.welcome to the jungle, we take it day by day;
    if you want it you're gonna bleed, but it's the price you pay
    017.and most of all, I don't need your opinion;
    'cause you don't know what it's like to be like me
    018.you took me in and you drove me out,
    yeah, you had me hypnotized;
    lost and found and turned around,
    by the fire in your eyes
    019.and where I go,
    you'll be there with me;
    forever you'll be right here with me
    020.and say goodbye to the last parade,
    and walk away from the choice you made
    021.here comes the rain again,
    falling from the stars;
    drenched in my pain again, becoming who we are.
    022.how can you have lived this long, and not give in to rage?
    don't you understand; we've both outlived our age?
    023.there’s things I’ve done I can’t erase,
    every night we fall from grace
    024.sound the bugle now - play it just for me;
    as the seasons change - remember how I used to be
    025.remember all my past time, when the future is waiting for me;
    I am lying on this ground, among memories
    026.we are flying on wings in winter sky;
    with fire burning deep inside
    027.I must confess, that my loneliness is killing me now;
    don't you know I still believe, that you will be here
    028.through long December nights, we talk in words of rain or snow;
    while you, through chattering teeth, reply and curse us as you go.
    029.just give me one more moment, another walk out in the sun;
    one more day to find some justice with your shadow by my side
    030.there's a beast upon my shoulder and a fiend upon my back;
    feel his burning breath a heaving, smoke oozing from his stack
    031.you knocked me out, I can never be the same;
    I pushed you over, but here we still remain
    032.I lock the door and lock my head,
    and dream of butterflies instead
    033.your bones are sore and weak,
    but your will is as strong as concrete
    034.I`m in love with my lust,
    burning angel wings to dust
    035.another orphaned field, another broken shield;
    another voice that whispers: escape, escape, escape
    036.you set fire to me that night, you lit and left me burning;
    out of my mind, but in my sights, I saw the tables turning
    037.so wear me like a locket around your throat;
    I'll weigh you down, I'll watch you choke
    038.It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine 039.take these broken wings,
    and learn to fly again, learn to live so free
    040.somewhere after midnight, in my wildest fantasy;
    somewhere just beyond my reach, there's someone reaching back for me
    041.this is heaven to no one else but me;
    and I'll defend it as long as I can be
    042.the Sword of Damocles is hanging over my head;
    I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread
    043.if you leave, I won't cry, I won't waste a single day;
    but if you leave don't look back, I'll be running the other way
    044.love, I get so lost, sometimes;
    days pass, and this emptiness fills my heart
    045.I never thought that this day would ever come;
    when your words and your touch just struck me numb
    046.these boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do;
    one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you
    047.it's a cold day in a cruel world, I really wished I could have saved you;
    then who would save me from myself?
    048.we're made out of blood and rust;
    Looking for someone to trust, without a fight
    049.where can I run to, where can I hide;
    who will I turn to now I'm in a virgin state of mind
    050.it doesn't mean much;
    it doesn't mean anything at all


    Ten Top Trivia Tips about Draco and Blaise!

    1. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Draco and Blaise.
    2. The only planet that rotates on its side is Draco and Blaise.
    3. You should always store Draco and Blaise in an airtight container in the fridge!
    4. Draco and Blaise are the world's largest rodent.
    5. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Draco and Blaise is two minutes.
    6. Draco and Blaise have 118 ridges around the edge.
    7. All shrimp are born as Draco and Blaise, but gradually mature into females!
    8. Contrary to popular belief, Draco and Blaise are not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases they may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
    9. Draco and Blaise can't sweat.
    10. Draco and Blaise are 984 feet tall!
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    [info]7_deadly_sins Pairing: Willow/Oz from BtVS
    1. Greed. 2. Gluttony. 3. Wrath.
    4. Sloth. 5. Envy. 6. Lust.
    7. Pride.


    Ten Top Trivia Tips about Oz and Willow!

    1. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Oz and Willow every year!
    2. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Oz and Willow orbiting the Earth!
    3. When Oz and Willow are swallowed, they will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
    4. Oz and Willow can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
    5. Europe is the only continent that lacks Oz and Willow!
    6. There are 336 dimples on Oz and Willow.
    7. The deepest part of Oz and Willow is over 35,000 feet deep!
    8. If you toss Oz and Willow 10000 times, they will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because their head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
    9. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Oz and Willow!
    10. Oz and Willow can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
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    [info]1sentence prompts.

    Pairings: Buffy Summers/Spike
    Serena Van Der Woodsen/Dan Humphrey
    B/S table:
    1sentence challenge table; theme set Delta
    #01 - Air
    #02 - Apples
    #03 - Beginning
    #04 - Bugs
    #05 - Coffee
    #06 - Dark
    #07 - Despair
    #08 - Doors
    #09 - Drink
    #10 - Duty
    #11 - Earth
    #12 - End
    #13 - Fall
    #14 - Fire
    #15 - Flexible
    #16 - Flying
    #17 - Food
    #18 - Foot
    #19 - Grave
    #20 - Green
    #21 - Head
    #22 - Hollow
    #23 - Honor
    #24 - Hope
    #25 - Light
    #26 - Lost
    #27 - Metal
    #28 - New
    #29 - Old
    #30 - Peace
    #31 - Poison
    #32 - Pretty
    #33 - Rain
    #34 - Regret
    #35 - Roses
    #36 - Secret
    #37 - Snakes
    #38 - Snow
    #39 - Solid
    #40 - Spring
    #41 - Stable
    #42 - Strange
    #43 - Summer
    #44 - Taboo
    #45 - Ugly
    #46 - War
    #47 - Water
    #48 - Welcome
    #49 - Winter
    #50 - Wood

    S/D table:
    1sentence challenge table; theme set Beta
    #01 - Walking
    #02 - Waltz
    #03 - Wishes
    #04 - Wonder
    #05 - Worry
    #06 - Whimsy
    #07 - Waste/Wasteland
    #08 - Whiskey and rum
    #09 - War
    #10 - Weddings
    #11 - Birthday
    #12 - Blessing
    #13 - Bias
    #14 - Burning
    #15 - Breathing
    #16 - Breaking
    #17 - Belief
    #18 - Balloon
    #19 - Balcony
    #20 - Bane
    #21 - Quiet
    #22 - Quirks
    #23 - Question
    #24 - Quarrel
    #25 - Quitting
    #26 - Jump
    #27 - Jester
    #28 - Jousting
    #29 - Jewel
    #30 - Just
    #31 - Smirk
    #32 - Sorrow
    #33 - Stupidity
    #34 - Serenade
    #35 - Sarcasm
    #36 - Sordid
    #37 - Soliloquy
    #38 - Sojourn
    #39 - Share
    #40 - Solitary
    #41 - Nowhere
    #42 - Neutral
    #43 - Nuance
    #44 - Near
    #45 - Natural
    #46 - Horizon
    #47 - Valiant
    #48 - Virtuous
    #49 - Victory
    #50 - Defeat

    Ten Top Trivia Tips about Buffy and Spike!

    1. It's bad luck to whistle near Buffy and Spike.
    2. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Buffy and Spike!
    3. An average beaver can cut down Buffy and Spike every year.
    4. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Buffy and Spike to reach the earth's core!
    5. If you cut Buffy and Spike in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
    6. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Buffy and Spike is 10:1!
    7. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Buffy and Spike supply.
    8. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Buffy and Spike as they rode out to collect warriors slain in battle!
    9. Buffy and Spike can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
    10. In Japan, Buffy and Spike can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government!
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    Ten Top Trivia Tips about Serena and Dan!

    1. In 1982 Time Magazine named Serena and Dan its 'Man of the Year'.
    2. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Serena and Dan at least three times a week!
    3. Serena and Dan were originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
    4. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Serena and Dan!
    5. Serena and Dan are black with white stripes, not white with black stripes!
    6. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Serena and Dan and compline.
    7. Serena and Dan can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
    8. Serena and Daocracy is government by Serena and Dan.
    9. It is bad luck to walk under Serena and Dan.
    10. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Serena and Dan!
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